Top 5 things I will miss about being unemployed:
5. Feeling free as a barn swallow
4. Blowing through multiple works of fiction each week
3. Working on my goddess like tan
2. Hangin' out with Frank upwards of 24 hours a day (he follows me around like a dog, it is awesome)
1. Rolling out of bed whenever the mood strikes......why, hello 10am, so nice to see you!
Top 5 reasons why I am happy to go back to work:
5. Less time to think about missing my friends and family back in Washington
4. It is about time I started to use my brain for other things besides figuring out what lame television show I'll watch next (I actually watched "Camp Rock" the other day.....seriously! what is my deal?.....although, if I was a 13 year old girl my walls would be plastered, I repeat, plastered with BOP magazine pictures of The Jonas Bros)
3. Feeling like I am contributing to the greater good, as opposed to feeling like all I do during the day is contribute to the destruction of the ozone layer, global warming, and my size 10 carbon foot print
2. I don't want to look like a leather bag by my 35th birthday.....less pool time = less damage to my precious epidermis (it is your largest organ, ya know!)
1. I am thisclose to be briz-oke as a jiz-oke fool!! Me no likey that feeling......
Peace out, unemployment!!!
6 comments:
Woooo! New job!
I'm right behind ya sista. I think I will miss being able to wear my pajamas until noon. Congrats, and I hope you love it!
best part of that post? the photo. seriously.
If I was 13- I would have my room covered in Jonas brother ass as well. Dibs on the cute one though. Good luck with the j.o.b.
Knock em dead....well, not literally! :) I hope you enjoy your new job!
Hey, Jess!
Great blog, and congrats on the new job! Where are you working now?
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